Well hello all you attractive people!
I am open to questions or just messages to spark some conversations so let's hear it!
humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars :~)
I showed my girlfriend for the first time, my fantastic faces and she nearly pissed herself laughing. I don’t know why I’ve been avoiding it, she took it quiet well. Until she wakes up one morning with that special expression of mine planted on my face.
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.